“Sex is recreational for me, as well as a way of accruing status and validation (even before I attained the unique accolade of “Shagger of the Year” from the Sun.) We all need something to help us unwind at the end of the day. You might have a glass of wine, or a joint, or a big delicious blob of heroin to silence your silly brainbox of its witterings, but there has to be some...