September 2010
8 posts
Dan Savage Declares 'Masturbate to Christine... →
She is famous for three things: getting her loony ass endorsed by Sarah Palin, viciously gay-baiting her straight primary opponent, and opposing masturbation because it makes the baby Jesus cry. […] So I hereby declare every day between now and November 2—when O’Donnell’s nomination costs the GOP a Senate seat—to be Masturbate to Christine O’Donnell Day. Rub one out...
New York's DMV hotline now a sex line →
In 2009, New York’s Department of Motor Vehicles eliminated its hotline, but continued to circulate material advertising the number. The number has since been reassigned, and now disgruntled victims of motor vehicle bureaucracy are invited to pay up to $4 a minute for a good time.
“All told, fifty-odd people from my high school class went to the reunion. I made...”
– From “History Made Flesh” by Chelsea Summers (FilthyGorgeousThings)
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